Sunday, January 15, 2006
10:17 PM
Thoughts on my fellow OG mates:
What if, my OG-mates and I, were all Vikings? We'd need an appropriate banner to tag behind our names, no? Well, here are some I thought up as a post-post-reflective-post.
Steffi the sick, sickk girl...I'll never look at doughnuts the same way again. NO THANKS TO YOU. altogether, we say, "Steffi, you sick, sickk, girl..."
Marcus the friendly voyeur cum closet H-pervert...who sings. HUH!?!
Joel the right-forearm-imbalanced BOWLER (no he doesnt overuse his right arm for *those* reasons.tho we'll nvr realli know, will we? xD)
Ruth the dao. She claims the bus is too cold in the morning so she's forced to spend all her NRG into the channeling of bodily heat. Well if u actually sat next to me i'd be willing to share some O_o
Sean. The dramatist. Sean. The aussie. Sean. Who hates the misspelling of his name. Sean. Who told us what a fletcher is. Sean. (dat drama 'nuff 4 j00? lol!)
Kian tong the constantly MIA - who goes off to speak chinese to his friends. ph34r the local who's gonna take CHINESE LITERATURE. *kowtows one zillion times*
Xinyun the strong. Aktif canoeist who gave joel a bruise, wants to marry him and shag me. I'll nvr 4get j00 <3 <3 <3 (rawflawl) A slightly freaky tongue piercing, as well as a rotting belly piercing >_>
Lydia the...lovely lifeguard? Somewhat contrasting O_o Prefers actively jumping around and doing bimbo-ish actions while we cheer to plain clapping. 'tis not k00L enuff! But she's not bimbotic i swear. RAAAGH SHE'S NOT.
Joshua the PERVERTED. Joshua the *smacks underside of table* VERY PERVERTED. Joshua the HORNY too. Hahaha...
Xinling the strange. Should have been named emily. Has a disturbing interest in transgender operations and their side effects, and constantly pesters me for more details about them. Is referred to as "that crazy nanyang dancer". Has l33t abilities in dance. Has torn her hyemen due to an unfortunate over-stretching accident.Also has a bf 1 year younger than her, whom she tutors (think bio-practical). And also likes to ask people to go "pee" with her loudly. As well as lift up her skirt and check whether she's donning pants underneath. Well I did say STRANGE!!! (i expect many "wtfs" from this one O_O)
Caroline the small. Highly bimbotic in a cute sort of way. Has the tendancy to laugh non-stop in a very amusing manner. ha ha ha. Likes to wear heels to appear taller (but she phailz miserably, of course...) Also possesses what she terms "maggot fingers"
Shawn liu the seriously-smart. As in pretty-ugly kind of seriously-smart. As in kinda an oxymoron. (for all u mor0ns out there who don't understand. And if u still don't, PRESS ALT-F4 NOW AND GO BANG UR HEAD AGAINST THE TABLE.)
Huiyu the high. Sorry i cldnt think of anything else >.< Not really "high" by my standards...but well...
Rachel the MGSian. Truly a reflection of the MGS culture. Wahaha thats not a bad thing u know =P Has the desire of joining a sport and running 10km for kicks.
sidenote: WHAT ARE YOU, FRIGGIN' INSANE? HUH? THINK OF THE STARVING AFRIKIN KIDS YO!
Melodie the sleepy. Is that even grammatical? Oh wait we're vikings. RAAAAGH. attempted conversation with the girl mentioned FAILED. Cos she li3ks to hang arnd her own bunch. Well, ph00f to u too!
Eileen the quiet/shy silent-killer. Kills without blinking in t3h blink of an eye. Demure and reserved. But well kudos to u for being a cool dance partner ^_^
Enping the niceguy. Quite a nice guy at any rate. Has random urges to go to cine to gawk at his favourite pair of headphones. Which cost well over $300. Hence the gawking. Un-poser ACSI-er (rare breed)
Janene the friendly. Malaysian scholar who I shall intro to Shiv soon. Friendly but cant stand bimbos. Multi-linguist.
Lau (the) tin wai, affectionately referred to as Tintin or waiwai. Wayyy toooo cooool for us cos' she's a year older. Oh wells outta our league O_o Friendly, cute, nice. Wahaha.
Mengyan the ...... I cant think of anything. Anyone who knows anything abt this guy, do tell me about him. I'm honestly clueless. I reckon i only know his name, his school, and his age. zzZ...
Last but not least, me. I shall start off by stating that i'm irrepressibly talkative, but tend to pose alot when there isn't any1 else doing it. I'm also very very very good looking, overloaded with male chauvanistic ideaologies and enjoys bickerng and whining about small things. Am nocturnal, heterosexual, full of myself, intelligent, witty, an ass to people I dislike, sardonic, caustic, short. Hates hypocrites, tomatoes, capsicum, mosquitoes, failed posers, and people who hate me. Likes friends, my laptop, girls, parents (occasionally), bed, sleep, rich gourmet food which i cant afford, more allowance.
My viking tag? Well since i'm no longer known as Bong to people around me...
Michael the mor0n. Bong the banausic. I'm contradicting myself. Endpoint? I'm wayyyy toooo full of (shit) that I cant be described in words. HAHA I WIN. <3 you all ^_^
